Let Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Teach You How To Wish Yourself Happy Birthday

Walking dictionary, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon is wishing himself a happy birthday in a special grammatical way. He took to his Facebook page and set the whole internet space on fire with his post. below:

“I thank the inscrutable great Geometrician of the universe for allowing of the sun to announce a new day and thus making me a year older this natal day......continue

Who be me and who I be if not for Baba, the great Architect of the universe?

Baba,me your forever small “pickin”,stretch out my two hands to the East, from whence commeth the greater light and I say Gloria In Excelsis Deo and I say Deo Gratias and I say Deo Confidimus and I say Deo Optimo Maximo and I say Deus Caritas Est and I say Deus Lux Mea Est and I say Deus Spes Nostra…..Service,Humility,Love and Compassion shall be mine all my life Deo Volente….” He wrote.

Please who can translate?